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  Funny jokes

A monkey was staring at the girl and influenced with her beauty and said "how sweet" then girl replied "really" and laugh.

One day in a university English language exam was going on, suddenly one student stand up and try to submit his exam paper quickly but teacher noticed that paper was written in Hindi.


Teacher asked "why you have written in Hindi in English exam" student replied "sir I know every answer of every question in Hindi only"
Again Teacher asked "but you have written bahubali story in Hindi" student replied "I don't know sir"


Teacher get angry and asked "am I fool?" Student replied "sir I don't know"


A dog hide himself with blanket due to cold. he saw a bird near by him so he asked "are you feeling cold" Bird replied "yes" a human interrupted and said "now I will give you some warm with fire of my rocket.


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